The Shit People Say

Pretty much Basic Training. 

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Chinese Soldiers Pass Live Grenade During Training

If this is required during grenade training, I may tap out. Once you pull the pin, mr. grenade is not your friend. 

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sirmitchell:

“Who are The Suburbs?!?”

IS THIS BON IVER’S UNCLE??????

Am I Skrillex’s dad? [Edit: A reader kindly writes that due to the fact Sonny Moore was adopted this could be misconstrued as a jab at him—it wasn’t. We promise. We love Skrillex and respect him a lot. Just…’in other news’ took Uncle, and we didn’t want to go Grandpa…so, dad it was. We regret coming off as rude if anyone, Sonny especially, was offended.]

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Timely as ever. My favorite comment; 

“Reincarnation of Whitney. She is in him now.”  

Real talk.

It’s not exactly rocket science. 

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mariana-says-hi:

HAHAHAHA! Oh my gosh.
Andreas Toupadakis is a professor at UC Davis. He really cares about his students…as you can see. lololololol

Class of 2015… oh boy. 

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Courtesy of UC Davis Memes FB group. I could laugh at these all day. 

#lolwut?

via Aubrey O’Day

emilygould:

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This former-freelance writer earned less money in 2011 than Mitt Romney likely makes in a day from dividends, yet I have a higher tax percentage.

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Pat Bagley

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Possibly one of the best things I’ve seen this week. 

“HULKBAMA SMASH MILLIONAIRES! SMASH AL-QAEDA! SMASH ROMNEY!”  

Adele AND Darius Rucker, “Need You Now” cover? If you didn’t already want to drink warm Jack from the bottle, alone in a dark bathroom, you’re welcome.